Ask Aunt Foley

Dear Aunt Foley:  Last winter you made it very cold with your ice hockey tournament.  Please tell me you don’t have any activities planned to make it hotter here this summer::  Bella

Dear Bella: I don’t want you to worry my friend, I learned my lesson this winter and know that my actions can affect those left behind on the mortal side of the river.  So I will not be doing anything that makes it hotter for you.  

Unless you live in the pacific southwest where we have already started our weenie roasts.  You can’t blame us. You know us dogs love weenies.  But we are only going to be holding it through mid-October.

Then there are the silent fireworks.  We love a good fireworks display at night.  Its so pretty.  Our launching pad is somewhere over the western plains, so it might get a bit hot there for a few months.

And there is no better place to watch a firework display than in a hot tub,  It takes a lot of machinery to keep the hot tub going and we placed the pumps over the southeast states so that might make it a tad warm through the summer months.

And there is nothing better to eat while sitting in  hot tub and watching fireworks than pizza.  We put the pizza ovens right over the New England states.  So it might get a little hot there for a few months.

So in short Bella, yes, I think it is going to be a very hot summer. But I am sure you would want your angels to have weenies, and fireworks, and a hot tub with some pizza, and did I mention the pop corn machine over the mid-Atlantic seaboard and the refrigerator unit to keep our ice cream cold over the Pacific Northwest?

On second thought:  Buy a pool.