Once again Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us a photo for Poetry Thursday
Here is my meager contribution
They found Old Joe on the kitchen floor
His head caved in, it was obvious he would live no more
Next to him was his wife Millicent
Holding a rolling pin and saying she was innocent
The blood on the pin proved it was the murder weapon
Wielding it like it was a trepan
The police arrested her for murder
And to the station, they did take her
They brought her into the interrogation room
Where they let her sit and fume
Two men began to ask her questions
Not wanting to hear her “I’m innocent” suggestions
They asked her why she had the pin
And she said it wasn’t for sin
They asked him if she used it for cookies
And she said that was for rookies
They asked if she used that for pie
And she said no with a sigh
She asked why she was holding the pin
And she could only grin
The chief interrupted their interrogation
With a story that would shock the nation
It was the victim’s brother who did the deed
And after much discussion, Millicent was freed
Before she left a curious detective asked
If the pin wasn’t for breakfast
Wasn’t for cakes
Wasn’t for anything you have to bake
What do you use it for
Millicent stopped her hands on the door
And said “I will tell you, you syph'litic parasitics
It is one of my favorite aphrodisiacs.”
Wow! We didn't see that ending coming!
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL BOL The ending was funny
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
HA, I didn't see that coming either...no photos please!
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