Poetry Thursday

It was 78 years ago today

Dr Scholll put together a band to play

Their clothes may have gone out of style

And it cost them each $2,000 in dental work just to smile

So may I introduce to you

The act that emails from jailed grandchildren fill with fear

Dr Scholl's Plantar Fasciitis Band 

We’re Dr Scholl's Plantar Fasciitis Band

We are happy to perform this show

We’re Dr Scholl's Plantar Fasciitis Band

But at our age we are happy to be able to get up and go

 Dr Scholl's Plantar  Dr Scholl's Plantar

Dr Scholl's Plantar Fasciitis Band

It's wonderful to be anywhere

As long as we don’t forget our pills

You’re such a lovely audience 

Would you like a Werther’s Original?

Or a hard candy I’ve had since 1974?

I don't really want to stop the show

But I thought you might like to know

That the singer peed on then floor

He doesn't wear his diaper when on tour

So the urine puddle on the floor

Is from Mr. Billy Shears

And Dr Scholl's Plantar Fasciitis Band