Friday, November 28, 2025

Friday Fill-ins

Gather around the sleigh , its time for Friday Fill Ins There are four statements: the first two statements are written by 15AndMeowing, and the final two are done  by  Four-Legged Furballs. Please check them out.  Here are this week's statements with my fill ins are in CAPITALS 
My Christmas tree goes up IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACE POSSIBLE. I GET UP LATE AT NIGHT TO PEE AND SUDDENLY THERE IS A TREE IN MY WAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE JESUS WAS BORN UP A TREE. HUMANS HAVE ON THEIR WALLS WHERE HE DIED WHY NOT WHERE HE WAS BORN? BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS BORN IN A BARN. I GUESS I SHOULD BE HAPPY WHEN I HAVE TO PEE IN THE HOLIDAY SEASON THAT I DON’T NEED TO WALK THROUGH A BARN. HUMANS! I am thankful for THE OLD GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR IN THE LOBBY WHO ALWAYS GIVES ME PUPERONI TREATS. THERE’S A GUY SOMEBODY SHOULD ERECT A TREE FOR. I AM ALREADY SICK OF THE COLD WEATHER by the time December rolls around. I’ll be spending a lot of time FIGURING HOW I CAN DRAG THE TREE INTO THE HALLWAY, INTO THE ELEVATOR, DOWN A FLOOR AND INTO THE LOBBY TO GIVE TO THE TREAT GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR WHO COULD USE A TREE. 

13 comments:

  1. OH no I hope nuttin' gets in the way of me and my loo visits...there would be a call out for clean up in the foyer.
    Hugs Cecilia

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  2. Java Bean: "Ayyy, I wish we had a tree in the living room, then I could just—"
    Lulu: "Stop."

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  3. Ruby, how nice that you want to gift that lobby man.

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  4. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. How kind of you to want to give your tree to the man in the wheelchair. XO

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  5. That sounds like a complicated project sweet girl!

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  6. I like Lobby Guy already! As for the tree in the way that can be kind of inconvenient, especially if it's an emergency.

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  7. I vote for giving the tree to the lobby treat guy. :)

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  8. That lobby man you are friends with certainly deserves a nice tree...then you won't be having to deal with the pee pee route being obstructed...that is a win for both of you!!

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  9. You are so sweet to want to give the old guy your Christmas tree, Ruby!

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  10. MY gosh Ruby, I hope things go more according to your liking.

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  11. We think a barn would have a lot of good smells. Tigris and Styx

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  12. That would be so nice to give your tree to the old guy! The fact that it would no longer be in your way when you get uo to go to the bathroom would be a bonus, for sure!

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