Even in another dimension, where dogs rule, Jolie and Pippin, two star-crossed lovers, find one another.
While he was away at
war, Jolie' mom forced her to marry Roland the Great Dane, who became
the father of her children. They met pre the great squirrel war, fell in
love, and unbeknownst to Pippin, became pregnant. General Hobo
recruited Pippin to join the army when the vermin began invading the
gardens of Paris. Meanwhile, during a daring mission, Pippin got his leg
caught in a trap.
Pippin continually
pulled on his leg until it was free, causing two of his claws to come
off, and he could no longer perform his duties, so Hobo sent him home.
When Pippin learned Jolie had a litter with Roland, he drowned his
sorrows in bone beer, causing him to oversleep and lose his job.
Distraught, and,
having learned his mom and aunt had gone to the Bridge, Pippin took to
living on the street. One day, he saw a horse-drawn carriage, and, when
it stopped, he recognized Jolie, wearing expensive jewelry and furs,
disembark, and go into the butcher's to order food for dinner. When she
came out, she noticed Pippin and took pity on him, offering him a job
as her driver.
Pippin slept in the
stables, and one day, the sound of puppies playing woke him up. He
looked out the door and saw beautiful tan and black pups frolicking. He
realized a Great Dane could not have fathered the children, and they
must be his. When he went to the house to confront them, Gerald
intercepted him and, after hearing Pippin's accusation, accused him of
stealing and called the bulldogs to have Pippin arrested.
While they were
waiting for the police to arrive, Pippin said Gerald was stealing his
girl. Gerard said it was Pippin's fault for not answering her letters.
Pippin said he only got a few notes, and then they trailed off. "That
was because of me," Jolie' mother announced, entering the room, She
said Jolie trusted her with mailing the letters, and she threw them out
because he was not worthy of her.
"Mother, how could you?" Jolie, who no one realized had entered, asked heartbrokenly.
"Yes, I am shocked!" Gerald yelled.
Jolie's mom did not
want to take the blame and told Jolie that Gerald had helped. Jolie
stepped up to him and asked if it was true, Gerald denied it, but
Pippin, who had learned a lot in the army, knew he was lying because
Gerald's tail was between his legs and told Jolie that.
Betrayed, Jolie
slapped Gerald in the nose and told him he was a bad boy. Enraged,
Gerald reminded her it was his house, and she would be homeless, along
with her children. Pippin said he would provide for her, which caused
Gerald to laugh; knowing his prospects were poor, Jolie and the puppies
would likely be living on the streets if they left.
Jolie shocked him
when she said being homeless with Pippin was preferable to be trapped in
Gerald's mansion. Her mom, worried about her situation, begged her not
to go, but Jolie had realized trusting Gerald was a mistake, and Pippin
still had her heart.
Jolie got her
children together and left the house, never to see Gerard or her mother
again. They had to survive on the street for the first few days, but
Pippin located General Hobo, now home from the war, and Gerald was the
first hire in Hobo's bone detection agency. From that point, Pippin
could afford a house and gave Jolie the life she deserved. They lived
happily together for years.
As they have in many universes, none more than the one where we live.