Sniffing around the house I have found lots of Yorkie things: Writing paper, calendars, statues, bottle covers, pens, mugs, checkbook covers, just about everything. I understood when I arrived here that there would be lots of Yorkie things but now that this is a half Griffon household I want to know where the Griffon stuff is.
I have been told that Mommy has sought such items but hasn’t been able to find any. What is the meaning of this? Look at me! I am freaking adorable! My entire breed is. Why aren’t there Griffon themed items? I am being discriminated against by the big anti-cute movement.
Part of the problem is that we don’t have big litters. I only produced two myself. So there are not a lot of us Griffons running around, not like Labs that have 20 or 30 pups a pop , or so I have heard. We are a rare commodity, like diamonds. but we are also a Mom’s best friend.
But I think us Griffons should be as represented as other breeds so I need your parents because they are the ones who buy all these dog themed items to request their local merchant get some Griffon things, even if they have to go all the way to Brussels. If there is enough of a movement then us Griffons can take our proper place with the rest of the showy breeds.
I mean at least a freaking key chain. Is that too much to ask?