Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetatonhas provided us with another picture to inspire prose. This is our modest entry.
Sitting at the end did not fill Lee with glee
Because he had to announce he needed to pee
"Did I just hear a pee plea? asked Ducky
"It is Lee, at the end," answered Muggee, drinking tea
The boss Bugsbee knew them all moving was no something he could see
So he suggested to Lee he whip it out and take a mighty pee
Lee said if he stood he could not guarantee
He could balnce on the thin beam like a bumble bee
And how happy he would be
If everyone moved so he could pee
And he would not be the last in his family tree
"Sorry Lee," said Bugsbee, "but the thought of all of us moving will gives me an autoplasty
And if you force us you will be the first construction worker who is a double amputee"
It was clear for Lee to see
If he was going to pee
He had to foresee
Standing on the beam like a desperate escaping parolee
He took it out of his dungarees
Carefully standing like a water flea
And from up high Lee remit a stream of wee wee
When a breeze came from the sea
And his wee
Completely covered Busbee, Mugsee, Ducky, and all others except the furthest three
Lee could not help celebrating like it was jubilee
Until Bugsbee told him "You are only getting off this beam by stepping over me."
Bwahaha. We think Lee did not pay enough attention to his mother telling him always remember to visit to the bathroom before you go out...
ReplyDeleteomg yes!! to pee is a challenge there... glad the time is over as we caught raindrop with our tongue... I mean... i's not always rain LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat a great poem...well unless you were a dude on the beam, getting all peed! LOL, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou have me laughing out loud! What a great poem☺
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL BOL "I pee freely"!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
You really have to think about these things before you go out on a limb, er, a beam.
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny, we could imagine that happening!!!
ReplyDeleteMy love for the beautiful heartfelt comments you gave to me on Katie's blog. Love to you as well.
ReplyDelete