Ralph screamed with joy when he won the lottery
He would be rich after years of poverty
He slipped the winning ticked in his pocket
With the money he had would built a rocket
To go to the moon
When he told his girl Alice she did swoon
On New Year's Day he ran to the lottery office
Wanting to be there when it opened, not like some novice
They were ushered into the building
While crews began filming
He was asked for the ticket
And found himself in a sticky wicket
When he reached into his pocket all he found
Was nothing, which made him frown
Annoyed, Alice asked where he last had it
He smiled, and out of the office he alit
I had it last night he said running nonstop
I remember holding it when the ball dropped
I yelled in joy and raised my hands in the air
Then something happened most unfair
The ticket must have fallen from my hand
But don't fret I remember where I did stand
Hopefully it is still on the side walk
And I will find it with my eyes like a hawk
He turned a corner into Times Square
And saw that life was truly unfair
A million bits of paper lay on the ground
And a wail of sorrow he did sound
Alice turned on him like a modern day Judas
She could not believe she fell for this doofus
We always look forward to your take on the Thursday poetry picture.
ReplyDeleteToday another gem. Poor Alice...
Well now, Ralph isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
ReplyDeleteWell done! Happy New Year
ReplyDeleteVery good! (though not for Ralph and Alice!) We hope you and yours have a happy new year!
ReplyDeleteYou always make us smile☺ Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh out loud. Bless his heart.
ReplyDeleteHave a woof woof day, weekend and a very Happy New Year, Ruby Rose. My best to your mom. ♥
You can't win for losing in that scenario!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a Happy New Year!
That was such a fun poem, what a mess to look through!
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