Thursday, September 28, 2023

Poertry Trursday

  

Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.

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I was going to be a great meal for Jake

His mom had made chocolate cake

Then his mother got his attention with a snap

If he wanted cake he would have to eat this crap


Jake let out a sigh

To cover that he wanted to cry

The cake was right there on the counters

He had defied her before but never been able to summount her


Jake tried moving food around the plate

But his mother would not ababte

His mom said “I want to see that plate clean.”

Especially anything that is bland and green


When his mom turned around Jake had a thought

And he called over his dog Spot

“I am going to give you my dinner

Its what all dogs want, you lucky winner.”


“I don’t think so, good buddy,” Spot said

“But I would rather eat stale kibble instead

That stuff look gross

And would make me gassy, and wreak havoc with my blood glucose.”


Jake had to eat supper, he hadn’t any choice

He ate the food and when finished did rejoice

It was time for the cake, hopefully a big slice

He was about to be in desert paradise


Jake took a big bite of cake

But only one slight he did take

Because it was not chocolate cake but carrot 

And man did it taste like shit

















6 comments:

  1. We love carrot cake, especially if it has a good cream cheese frosting.

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  2. HA! Although it is good that carrot cake doesn't tast much like carrots.

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  3. Jake is learning early on that life can often disappoint...

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  4. Those were the rules at our house too, Jake, and carrot cake is good stuffs and tastes nothing like carrots!

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  5. Jake for goodness sake you cannot trust huMANS
    Hugs Cecilia

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