Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
“What the hell is that?”
The cat asked the rat
Who responded “I think it is a tick, most fat”
Let’s move along so we don’t become breakfast.”
“I think its a giant football,” the cat did say
Do you see how the laces go thisand that way?”
The rat didn’t want a melee
But that was too big for even a giant to use for play
The cat remarked it could be cow dung
But why were their stairs the rat asked in a sharp tongue
He said perhaps it is a smoker’s lung
It definitely did not belong to someone young
“Perhaps it is the Big Rock Candy Mountain,” the cat pontificated
Which made the rat frustrated
Everyone knew there were lemonade springs and crystal fountains Mountain affiliated
And the thought of lemonade on dung mountain made him nauseated
The cat wondered if it was a very big mole
And the rat told her not to be an a-hole
Moles only grows on the bodies of those who have souls
Like the one on Beyonce Knowles
The cat said: “We should go to the top on a shuttle bus”
The rat said that was something she didn’t want to discuss
She didn’t want to get to the top and have it erupt in pus
And she would never be allowed inside Charlotte Russe
Suddenly it erupted spilling out a dark sludge
The cat gave the rat a nudge
But before the danger they could judge
The were covered in the chocolate volcano’s big dark fudge
A range of interesting possibilities there...
ReplyDeletea smokers lung lol... but yes... that can be ..
ReplyDeleteWe love your poem. Our first thought at seeing that picture was that it was a giant football! BOL!
ReplyDeleteWonderful! (personally looking at those stairs gives me anxiety)
ReplyDeleteThat was excellent...I probably could not get past the first landing.
ReplyDeleteA couple of years ago we went to the Mile High Swinging Bridge in the NC mountains. I might have tired to walk across once but once over there you had to walk back No thanks
Hugs Cecilia
Your poem is so creative and totally brings a smile to my face!
ReplyDeleteYikes, look out for the fudge!
ReplyDeleteWhoa!! What a poem!!
ReplyDeleteBOL, BOL!!!