Poetry Thursday

 

My friend who is one spoiled cat gave me the picture below for the Thursday Poetry blog hop

Anthony dreamed of lifting weight

But when he did he tore his taint

Which is a couplet you ain’t

Gonna find in Romeo and Julilet

Anthony knew he couldn’t compete with the boys

Because his nuts were smaller than the chips in Chip-A-Hoys

You would be great if you weren’t a boy

Said his friend Tim, who wasn’t being coy

Anthony told his doctor he wanted to be a chick

So pull out the bone saw and whack off the dick

The doctor thought Anthony was quite sick

And thought of mental hospitals they could send him quick

Anthony was put in a 72 hour hole

But that did not stop him from his goal

His days were numbered being a foal

And another doctor told him all it took was drilling a new hole

Soon Anthony was Antonia a chunky girl

With big thighs and hair in curl

Sde told the girl’s coach he wanted to lift weights and he said give it a whirl

And she was confident she could lift the weights and give them a twirl

At least when she attempted it her balls wouldn’t hit the floor

But she should have worried about her doctor who only worked on the poor

And what happened next was force majeure 

And from her butt to her surgical scar everything tore

Antonio wished she had not made the change

And genitalia is not something you can easily exchange

And sports is not a reason to do a pubic rearrange

When it comes to removing your penis think long range