It is time for Fill 'em Fridays brought to you by my friends, the Two Spoiled Cats and the pack at fifteen and meowing. They provide a short statement in black text. The rest is for me to fill in, which is written in blue.
I am glad I live near my pee pads. Otherwise, it would be inconvenient: I'm sitting around watching TV, suddenly I have to pee, and I realize I have to go down the street to use my pad. I have to tip the pee pad attendant because you know how they are and then I walk home, and as soon as I take off my galoshes, I have to pee again.
I am glad I don't live near Iran. It's noisy over there. Things keep blowing up. There are sporadic fireworks, and people yell “gun” all the time. It's terrible. I can't believe I was suckered into buying a timeshare on a beach there. As soon as I find it, I am out of Tehran for good.
I didn't know I had an eighth nipple until five days ago. I thought I was a seven-nipple girl. Sure, I wasn't even. I had to wear my girdle a little higher on one side. But that was okay. The other day, I thought I had tracked down a mosquito bite on me. When I looked at it, I discovered the new nipple. You don't know the joy of finding a hidden nipple. And now I have eight, which is almost the most you can have. Two more nipples to go, and I'm a full nipple girl.
Your blog posts make me truly laugh. They also make me sad sometimes. But my favorites are the ones that make me hungry. Pictures of food. List of ingredients. Beautiful descriptions of the sizzling beef. And on Saturday comes cooking with chocolate day. More pictures of food, please.
Have to pee all the time :-) Sounds just like me.
ReplyDeleteI love pics of food as well. Hurrah for all the nips!!
ReplyDeleteMore pictures of food is always a good idea.
ReplyDeleteRuby you are such a cutie. I hope you get rid of that timeshare. And a thank you found a new nipple, you're not planning on having a puppies now are you.
ReplyDeleteWe love seeing delicious foods too, Ruby!
ReplyDeleteThese are good, always gives me a smile.
ReplyDeleteRuby...just don't know how to comment on the nipple thing.
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you for stopping by my blog today!
You have a unique sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteGood answers! Food? Let's eat!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles. :)
ReplyDeleteDearest Ruby Rose as always you did a great job on the fill ins
ReplyDeleteWe got Covid /Moderna yesterday. Boy did I have a rough night
chills, headache and body aches and my arm is very sore. Bryan just has a sore arm and is a bit tired. Been on the couch most of the day.
Feeling better now Tylenol helped
Hugs cecilia
These are so funny. Made me laugh today.
ReplyDeleteThank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers, although TMI on #3. :)
ReplyDeleteGenial. Buen fin de semana. Te mando un beso.
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting this information together in such a clear format. The post covers the subject in enough detail while still being easy to read. I especially liked the practical aspects because they make the information more relevant to people who may actually face the situation discussed here.
ReplyDeleteYou are amazing, and I'm also glad you don't have to travel to find a pee spot.
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, well now I'm all hungry!"
ReplyDeleteI like all of your answers.
ReplyDeleteTe deseo una buena semana. Te mando un beso.
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