Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Doggyspace Drinking Game

Our blogs is growing in popularity but Pocket, my marketing representative ,has told me that we are not attracting the all important 18-24 group. Pocket has done intensive research on this group and she has found they are interested in two activities: Getting drunk and falling down. To capture this all important group we introduce the Tanner Brigade Drinking Game. For the uninitiated a drinking game is when you take a drink when something happens during a movie. For example in Marley and Me you drink whenever someone says Marly.

In the Doggyspace Drinking Game you take a drink when the following happens:

When Tommy Tunes does a wonderful portrait of a pup: Take a drink.

When you get something wonderful from Hannah Banana: Take a drink.and buy one for her.

When Lil Guy posts and adorable picture: Take a drink and post a picture of you doing it.

When the Min Pin Gang post a blog about their conversation with the owners about getting the new server working: Take a drink.while you are waiting for it to load.

When Anna Nicole dresses up pretty:: Take a drink.and wolf whistle.

When Keri’s Kookies sends you some cookies: Take a drink.then send Keri one

When Pokey and Maggie’s Mom needs an operation on an appendage: Take a drink.

When Baarney or Cali take a drink: Take a drink and buy one for Baarnry and CaIi.

When Pocket drinks and pees on the floor: Take a drink and pee on the floor.

When Czar eats the cone of shame: Take a drink and bless ingenuity.

When the Matesta Pack saves another dog: Take a drink.and toast them.

When Fonzie Tuxedo saves a soul: Take a drink and praise the Lord.

When Wishbone reminds us all why we rescue dogs Take a drink buy one for all the dogs in shelters.

When the Killer K-9’s whack a mole: Take a drink and hide under the bed.

When Hans gets another good report from the doctor: Take a drink and celebrate/

When a friend sends you a gift: Take a drink and send one back

When Leo leave a George Clooney quality picture on the photo page: Take a drink and sigh (girls only)

When Mollie finds a new spot in the sun room: Take a drink and fall down in the sun.

When Pintus and Rain survive and earthquake: Take a drink and pray.

When Crystal wins a fashion show and goes on a dog walk: Take a drink and dress up.








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