Our blogs is growing in popularity but Pocket, my marketing representative ,has told me that we are not attracting the all important 18-24 group. Pocket has done intensive research on this group and she has found they are interested in two activities: Getting drunk and falling down. To capture this all important group we introduce the Tanner Brigade Drinking Game. For the uninitiated a drinking game is when you take a drink when something happens during a movie. For example in Marley and Me you drink whenever someone says Marly.
In the Doggyspace Drinking Game you take a drink when the following happens:
When Tommy Tunes does a wonderful portrait of a pup: Take a drink.
When you get something wonderful from Hannah Banana: Take a drink.and buy one for her.
When Lil Guy posts and adorable picture: Take a drink and post a picture of you doing it.
When the Min Pin Gang post a blog about their conversation with the owners about getting the new server working: Take a drink.while you are waiting for it to load.
When Anna Nicole dresses up pretty:: Take a drink.and wolf whistle.
When Keri’s Kookies sends you some cookies: Take a drink.then send Keri one
When Pokey and Maggie’s Mom needs an operation on an appendage: Take a drink.
When Baarney or Cali take a drink: Take a drink and buy one for Baarnry and CaIi.
When Pocket drinks and pees on the floor: Take a drink and pee on the floor.
When Czar eats the cone of shame: Take a drink and bless ingenuity.
When the Matesta Pack saves another dog: Take a drink.and toast them.
When Fonzie Tuxedo saves a soul: Take a drink and praise the Lord.
When Wishbone reminds us all why we rescue dogs Take a drink buy one for all the dogs in shelters.
When the Killer K-9’s whack a mole: Take a drink and hide under the bed.
When Hans gets another good report from the doctor: Take a drink and celebrate/
When a friend sends you a gift: Take a drink and send one back
When Leo leave a George Clooney quality picture on the photo page: Take a drink and sigh (girls only)
When Mollie finds a new spot in the sun room: Take a drink and fall down in the sun.
When Pintus and Rain survive and earthquake: Take a drink and pray.
When Crystal wins a fashion show and goes on a dog walk: Take a drink and dress up.