Friday, September 18, 2015

Tails From Rainbow Bridge: Another Human Study About Dogs Debunked

While I was on the mortal side of the River of Life I was one of the foremost dog studiers of humans who study dogs.  What I found most fascinating was that they were without exception incorre
I may be among the immortals but I still monitor the reports and this week I read one written in the Smithsonian Magazine.  It stated that dogs are the most intelligent animals on the planet thanks to their relationship with humans although I would argue that humans are intelligent because of their relationship with us.
I thought “finally someone has written something intelligent about dogs”
until I read this:  “Now, however, tests of canine problem-solving skills indicate that dogs rely on humans so much that we actually seem to be dumbing them down.”  Oh we are the dummies in this relationship?  Well why don’t you show me one dog that is supporting Donald Trump?
To prove this ridiculous hypothesis dogs were given a box filled with food that was unopenable.   The dogs tried to get the box open and then turned to their humans for help.  Meanwhile wolves kept trying to get the box open without the aid of humans.
Wolves?  You know what they are?  Dogs too stupid to come out of the rain.  We spent years training our humans to open boxes full of food for us.  That shows true intelligence:  Getting someone else to do the work for y
Believe me there is not a human in the world who can resist one of our looks.
They get that look from a wolf the human is running for their life and the wolf gets no food (unless the wolves eat the human.)  
So another dog study debunked by Judge Foley Monster
At least they could make these studied harder to disprove.

3 comments:

  1. You are right! We are smart enough to train our humans to do our bidding!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  2. We know about that stupid study. Like a dog is going to break a nail when a well trained human is standing by to do their bidding.

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  3. Yep, without US, humans would be so low on the scale........shoot, SHE probably wouldn't even get out of bed if we didn't tell HER SHE needs a walk!

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