Thursday, September 17, 2015

Top 10 Things I Have Learned in 8 Years by Pocket Dog


Two weeks ago I celebrated my eighth birthday and am now coming full circle from a puppy who has not gotten the hang of puppy training to a senior dog who cannot control their pee.  I even have a little senior dog placard I wear on my collar that allows me to pee at special spots just for me without getting a ticket or towed.
I have been thinking of all I have learned in my life, from my sisters Foley Monster and River Song, from my parents, and from my wonderful friends.  I have compiled them in a top ten list which I now present:  Please to enjoy.
10.  Don’t pee into the wind if you want a dry undercarriage.
9.  There is nothing more comforting in the world than your parents’ touch.
8.  When you are on a walk if you see something bark something.
7.  Although they are all the rage right now zombies make very bad pet parents.
6.  I learned more from 30 seconds sniffing pee mail than I ever learned in school.
5.  Online friends are the best because, while they may look at your butt, they never sniff without permission.
4.  Even though I love having bananas, apples and carrots as treats every time I get one I think I am secretly getting screwed..
3.  No matter what technology they put in cameras us dogs will always turn away just before the picture is taken.
2.  I prefer my water dish shaken, not stirred.
1.  It is always better to have a four pawed sibling in the house so you can point to them and say “they did it.”

6 comments:

  1. We love these. We think they should be embroidered on a pillow. What a wise 8-year-old you are!!!

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  2. These are all very important did bits of information,, for me to think about!
    love
    tweedles

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  3. Very good Pocket - we will remember these
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  4. Ahhhhhh, life's lessons. We're glad you've passed them on and we don't have to experience them. Thanks!

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  5. MOm laughed and laughed and she really loved NO.2....thank you for sharing sweetie.
    stella rose

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