How long does it to take for you to desqueak a bargain-priced squeaky toy?
Pocket: I have sadly never desqueaked a toy.
River: A half hour to 45 minutes
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I haven't desqueeked a toy either but I have destuffed a Nip Nanner or two!
ReplyDeleteI have never intentional desqueaked a toy, though I've accidentally done it when there was an inadvertent stuffie tail or ear emancipation. - Abby Lab
ReplyDeleteWe plead the Fifth Amendment:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Is this total squeakerectomy, or just killin' the squeak of the squeaker? If it's the furst, maybe 5 minutes if I feels like it (surprisingly, most of my stuffies are still in one piece...with some missing parts...) if it's the later, then abouts 2 minutes! I am a master at that!
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Ruby ♥
I don't de-squeak or destuff my toys unless they get a hole from playing too much!
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Mabel
under one minute.... often they die even with the price tags LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't go fur the squeak, I'm obsessed with any label on a stuffie and will chew, chew, chew until I've removed it....can take hours, days or weeks
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I've never been able to do that. ~Xena
ReplyDeleteRiley always got it before me, and now that he has moved out, we have no more squeaky toys. ~Lucy
Jakey is the only one whose purposely performs squeak-ectimies and it takes him about 60 seconds!
ReplyDeleteHe's a pro!
xoxo,
Rosy
Most of us big dogs don't bother. Sebastian has never hurt a toy but Mackey can rip one open and remove it's squeak in under ten seconds. Then Bailey rescues the toy and adds it to her collection. Once Bailey puts a toy in her crate, nobody better ever touch it or you'll suffer Bailey's wrath.
ReplyDeleteFive minutes max!
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