Thank
to a rabbit named Quick, I escaped the barn where my doppelganger and
her lackey Daddy Beevis had chained me. I had to get back to Doggyspace
and reclaim my life.
We found the road back to my house. On the
way, I promised Quick he could live in my yard, where there is yummy
vegetation to chomp. When we finally reached my home, I heard raucous
laughter. I looked in the window and saw my family sitting down for
dinner, and at the head of the table, I was regaling them with what I
thought was a mundane story.
I burst into the house and said, "That Foley is an imposter, I am the real one."
"There she is," the Faux Foley yelled, pointing at me, "my double who is trying to take over my life!"
Riley
was clever. She was doing the old fake double switch. Thankfully for
me, my family would, upon seeing me, know who the real Foley was. Jax
hoped down to greet me, or so I thought, instead he yelled "imposter!'
and, along with my siblings, chased me out of my yard.
It
surprised me when Pocket was the most determined chaser. I had been on
my paws all day and was tired. Plus, the body I was wearing had a few
extra pounds. After ten minutes, she bit my tail to stop me. I fell to
the ground with my sister over me. "Please!" I begged. "I am the real
Foley."
"I know that," Pocket said. I inquired how. "The other
Foley was kind, funny, brave, intelligent. I think our siblings, who
have hoped for years that you would change from being mean, cowardly,
and a dope thought that the powers that be answered their prayers, but I
knew better. You would never go changing just to please us."
I
wanted to give her rap in the mouth, but she and Quick were my only
chance. If my family couldn't tell Riley was an imposter, then my
co-workers surely would. I learned there was going to be a swearing-in
ceremony and hurried to Hobo's Landing. I saw a new angel approaching
and waited anxiously to see Riley make a mess of the commemoration, and
then I would step forward and declare, to great cheering, that the real
Foley Monster was here. I could imagine the celebration.
I
watched with joy as Reilly stopped the proceedings by giving a speech
about life at the Bridge. What a mistake! Angels wanted to be sworn in
immediately and then see their friends, not listen to some long-winded,
maudlin speech. When Reilly finished, everyone was crying, along with
Quick and Pocket. I had to put a stop to this, but Pocket bit my tail
and stopped me. "Listen!" she said.
Jax appeared, carrying a
poster board. On it was pictures of me, Pocket and Quick. Reilly
announced that we were wanted imposters who were trying to take over the
Bridge. She warned that we would be hard to find, but she had a
foolproof way of locating us. Jax produced the comforter from our bed.
He lay it before a pack of hound dogs who sniffed it. Then the biggest
one turned towards us and pointed. The angels turned to us, and one
shouted: "There they are."
We ran off and jumped in the river,
and luckily the hounds didn't follow. We climbed out a mile
downstream. Pocket asked me what my plan was. I wish I knew.
To be continued
Featuring the exploits of Ruby Rose, Foley Monster's Tails From Rainbow Bridge, and co-starring Angels Pocket and River Song. We always try to leave you between a laugh and a tear
Thursday, October 21, 2021
The Doppleganger Part Two
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Oh! Oh! Oh! This story is so furry exciting! I can't wait for the next episode!
ReplyDeletebut you have a plan, right? there must be a plan... at least a plan B?
ReplyDeleteAt least you got away from those hounds.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend. ♥
foley; ewe knead ta find sum one ther in heaven... who toll ewe.... N ewe onlee... sum thing bout ther purrson, then have that pup dee clare thiz in front oh everee one....and when asked what waz told...ewe can say.... !!!
ReplyDeletethiz storeez a good one ♥♥♥
I hope the plan comes together quickly!
ReplyDeleteOh gees...I'll be hare for the solution!
ReplyDeleteThe imposter's gonna slip up. We just don't know how... XOX Xena and Lucy
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