It is time for Friday Fill-Ins.
Can I get a hell year?
There are four statements: the first two statements are written by 15AndMeowing, and the final two are done by Four-Legged Furballs. Please check them out.
Here are this week's statements with my fill ins CAPITALIZED.
I will never EAT A PIECE OF CAT POOP WEDGED INTO A STORM DRAIN THAT HAD BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE SUN FOR FIVE WEEKS again. AS THE SAYING GOES PUKE AND LEARN.
I would like a taste of EVERYTHING MY PARENTS ARE CURRENTLY EATING UNLESS IT IS A PIECE OF CAT POOP WEDGED INTO A STORM DRAIN THAT HAD BEEN SITTING OUT IN THE SUN FOR FIVE WEEKS
I’m always fascinated with THAT PIECE OF CRAP. I MUST HAVE PASSED IT DOZENS OF TIMES ON WALKS AND LEFT IT ALONE BUT I WOULD LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT UNTIL IT SUCKED ME IN AND I WOOFED IT DOWN.
It would probably be wise if I DIDN’T EAT EVERY FESTERING PIECE OF CRAP I FIND ON MY WALK but I instead WILL CONTINUE TO EAT IT. I’M A DOG. WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Oh, my. You made me laugh so hard. Yes, a dog is going to eat what a dog is going to eat, and the results are not going to always be pretty.
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