Ruby's Sunday Funny Papers

 When God created Woman

She had not two breasts but three

And the middle one got in the way

So God performed surgery.

And Woman stood in front of God

With the middle breast in her hand

She said, “What can we do with the useless boob?”

And God created Man.

Viagara stolen. It’s in the news.

Hardened criminals on the loose

My mother turned 89

And much to our surprise

She decided to get outdoors

And started to exercise.

Mother walked ten miles a day

And now she’s 93.

Poor old mother, we don’t know

Where on earth she could be

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