My friend who is one spoiled cat gave me the picture below for the Thursday Poetry blog hop
Up the hill Freddie was carried
To the top where he would be married
To Princess Sharie Reed
Although the opinions of her advisors were varied.
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Princess Shari found Freddie at a pond
And they formed a permanent bond
She kissed him and hoped a handsome prince would respond
But he remained the same and with him she did abscond
Afraid she would be called a dumb blond
2
Shari introduced her future frog prince to the king
Who lived in fear of what foolishness his daughter would bring
But he was impressed with the frog who convinced the king this was no fling
And that he hid under his tongue his mother’s wedding ring
3
The king approved the marriage and told his subjects to watch what they say
He told them he was happy with the frog since all the Disney Princes seemed wicked gay
And he was secretly wishing for his daughter to move away
He wanted to make her room an indoor court to play croquet
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For the wedding he only had one request
His cousin’s orchestra could play the first set
When it comes to frog orchestras they were the best
Even though it was controversial that they insisted on playing undressed
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When the wedding started the orchestra stopped with a hush
But before they could say I fo a lady frog jumped from the bush
“I am Freddie’s wife she said with a blush
And Freddie hoped away before being turned into frog mush
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Freddie never returned and that stuck in the kings craw
Loving slimy green things is his daughter’s fatal flaw
And what happened next would forever leave him raw
Because he now had a gay Disney prince as a brother in law.
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