Yesterday Daddy took us outside to the back gardens to do our business. When we came back in Pocket went barking mad. She was yapping her head off. We looked through the screen door on the other side of the porch and there he was, Orkie the Yorkie.
“What are you doing here Orkie?” I asked, because he was sans leash and sans owner
just ran out the door! Pant. Pant.” The excited little fellow said.
“Mommy yelled at me to stop but I just kept running. Pant. Pant.”
Orkie, you have to stop running away from home,” I said. “You turn
right around and get back.” But Pocket was standing with her paws on
one side of the screen door with the broken latch, Orkie and the other,
while I was barking for him to go home. Daddy, concerned that Pocket
was going to get outside, and that Orkie was going to run of into the
street, simply became overwhelmed.
He yelled “Sweety,” in a loud voice because he wanted Mommy to take us. From the bathroom she yelled “Whatdayawant?”
“Come here!” he yelled and she came out and saw Orkie trying to break into house.
“Oh, he escaped again.” Mommy said. Daddy picked us up and handed us to
kept barking at Orkie “Our house, our house, our house, our house.”
She is very territorial. I kept telling Orkie to go home. Daddy took
Pocket’s leash outside. Orkie stood on his back legs begging Daddy to
give him a tour of the legendary Foley Monster leopard skin vagina kitty
condo but Daddy just leashed him and began to walk him towards his
only got a few steps down the road when he saw Orkie’s Mom in a car
slowly driving down the road. Daddy picked Orkie up and told the woman
that he believed he had something of hers. He offered to walk Orkie
home but the woman said she would take him in the car. She told Daddy
that it was the second time Orkie had got out today and she was thinking
about selling him but she didn’t sound like she really meantvto, just a
threat to try to keep him in line. Daddy kindly tried to tell her
that, since she has a porch like we do, not to allow Orkie on the porch
so he can’t run out when the door opens but after Daddy said it Orkie’s
ears perked up because there was a whistling sound coming from her ears.
put the car in reverse and began to back up leaving Daddy with an empty
leash. But that was OK. As long as the humans drive their cars slowly
here, and are aware of a star struck Yorkie escape artist, then we
should be seeing Orkie soon.