Posted by Foley Monster
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
Position: Dog
Family: The Monster Pack
Listing; The Monster Pack is looking for a self motivated, hardworking, industrious dog for the position of family dog.
Job
description: The Monster Pack is a dysfunctional family unit
consisting of a late middle aged couple who have faulty judgment and
personality disorders along with their timid, submissive, nervous dog
named Pocket. I am looking for a small dog, no larger than 12 pounds,
with hair, not fur (we do not discriminate against dogs with fur but
because of allergy conditions of grandchildren the dog must be
hypoallergenic) with a big personality and a lot of patience.
Socialization is a must. The applicant will have to socially accept
dogs at home, in play, and in the online world.
Experience:
Dogs should neither be too young or too old. Having some experience
in a family home is a must. Dog should be calm but assertive. Dog must
be willing to accept that they are the new dog in the family and be
submissive to Pocket, the Mommy and the Daddy. Dog must also know that
the above sentence is all b.s. and she will be the one in charge. Dog
must be a female, on this we do discriminate, and if you have a problem
you can sue me but be warned I am a Judge and have the gavel to prove
it. Dog must have first hand knowledge of computers, and how to
interact on social networking. Strong leadership ability is a must. A
few years of legal training wouldn’t hurt either. Dogs must be
proficient in snuggling, lap sitting, giving soft kisses, listening, and
making her parents feel loved
Perks: Good food, lots of attention, chicken, treats, a leopard vagina kitty condo to share, and a big bed to sleep in.
Please send resumes to Foley Monster Magistrate, First District Court, Rainbow Bridge.
Wow oh wow can't wait to see what lucky dog makes this criteria.nubby woves
ReplyDeleteIt's going to take a BIG DOG to fill that job description. Whew! ! ! ! I'm really good at reviewing resumes so if I can help Foley bark at me. I used to help my Mommy do that when I was on earth.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww... Love it. They'll be the blessed pup to have your pack as their family!
ReplyDeleteI've got a couple of pups that want to take that job, although one of them is over the weight limit. But, I'm not going to let them apply. Sorry. :P
ReplyDeleteGood luck to you and your next family member in finding each other!
We wish you luck in finding a new pack member but we know whoever it is will be one lucky pup. We know Foley is up there watching over you all and is approving. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Wow, those are BIG shoes to fill!
ReplyDeleteWe know in time, the pawfect little one will come along and will be a wonderful addition to the family.
We miss you Foley.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Making my best pitch here for A RESCUE dog. Fluffing my tail. See how pretty I am? We rescues are really neat. And grateful.
ReplyDeleteAnd... it would please her honor.
Foley....you forgotted one impawtant qualification.......Dog MUST BE PERSONALLY TRAINED BY YOU before being sent to family!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHow about a Yorkie rescue group....is there one in your area? If not, you can contact one on-line, I'm sure they can point you to one nearby, or else possibly transport one.
ReplyDeleteYou're going to be swamped with applicants for this job Foley...One lucky dog is gonna be very very happy...Choose well furriend
ReplyDeleteCute idea. I am sure you will have lots of doggies applying to be part of your pack.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great employment opportunity. We know the perfect applicant will come along and grab up the job.
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