Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Beat This Caption


I farted in the Bachelorette's face and I still got a rose.  I can't change.  I am a chick magnet.  
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7 comments:

  1. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥April 24, 2018 at 9:32 PM

    Don't forget to stop and smell the roses - I brought one just for you!

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  2. JanApril 24, 2018 at 10:11 PM

    I got hungry and ate the other 11.

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  3. easyweimaranerApril 25, 2018 at 2:03 AM

    hahahaha I wish that would be real... the perfect statement to that show...

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  4. Brian's Home BlogApril 25, 2018 at 7:59 AM

    Someone should have told me about the thorns!

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  5. Idaho PugRanchApril 25, 2018 at 11:36 AM

    BOL!!!

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  6. The Daily Pip April 25, 2018 at 1:17 PM

    No matter what anyone says, roses don't taste like chicken.

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  7. C.L.W.STEPApril 25, 2018 at 7:06 PM

    Here's the flower you ordered, lady. Sorry about the slobber.

    ReplyDelete

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