I farted in the Bachelorette's face and I still got a rose. I can't change. I am a chick magnet.
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Don't forget to stop and smell the roses - I brought one just for you!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
I got hungry and ate the other 11.
ReplyDeletehahahaha I wish that would be real... the perfect statement to that show...
ReplyDeleteSomeone should have told me about the thorns!
ReplyDeleteBOL!!!
ReplyDeleteNo matter what anyone says, roses don't taste like chicken.
ReplyDeleteHere's the flower you ordered, lady. Sorry about the slobber.
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