Welcome to Poetry Thursday presented by Two Spoiled Cats
Here is the photo chosen for us
And here is our poem
Two sisters, long haired and strange
Heard their favorite singer would be playing and tickets they did arrange
His manager always looking for some freaky ladies
And would be willing to do acts that they perform in Hades
Soon the three were in his hotel room all nude
And, in crude terms, they all screwed
They tied him up with their hair so long
And twisted in knots his mighty schlong
Once secure they drank his blood
It was the a torrid night for the young stud
To recover he spent a week in the hospital
And was treated for several diseases termed transmittal
Two years later he came back to town
And the sister wondered if they should go down
Unsure of what to do the two discussed
If the singer could possibly ever remember us
PRESENTED BY RIVER THE ARISTOCRAT SONG
No, I'm quite sure the singer would have forgotten all about the night his 'shlong' was tied in knots...
ReplyDeletewow what a story... and if da shlong is tied in knots he sure will remember that BOL
ReplyDeleteGee! That was quite the story ;) MOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs, Julie
Whoa!
ReplyDeleteThat is for certain the LONG and short of that story!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
crackin UP at noby & easy's commint !!! :)
ReplyDeleteWow, we were worried at first that your mom wrote this, but we know you had some experience with a dong cause you had puppies. XOX Xena, and Chia
ReplyDeleteRiver! I thought you were so innocent, but you're not. This poem is X-Rated. Xtra Good, that is!
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