Thursday, October 13, 2022

Poetry Thursday

 

Welcome to poetry Thursday hosted by our friends Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton Here is our inspiration followed by our poem 

 

 


 

She asked how my first day was at Skechers

I said I felt confident having practiced my pitches

How these shoes will make you look like a princess

They’ll get you plenty of kisses

And soon you will have riches

Perfect for someone who cares about superficies

I was selling more than anyone on the premises

Making bank more than my greatest wishes

My humor had them all in stitches

Then I hit some glitches

Waiting on a couple of witches

I tried to find out where there off switch is

And despite all my enriches

I asked myself what my greatest wish is

And walked away from those two bitches.

 

7 comments:

  1. perfect poem!!! it's good to avoid that shoe-bi*ches we agree hahahahah

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  2. LOL!!! Thanks for the guffaws!!!

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  3. Women are the worst to other women; we need to change that, no?

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  4. LOL BOL at the last line...
    Hugs Cecilia

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  5. LOL THe last line is the best! Captures the photo perfectly!

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  6. Hee! Hee!! Mom LOVED the poem! She says it is purrfect!

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