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Poetry Thursday

 



Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.


A man drove by in an upside-down car 

 I thought it was quite bizarre

I asked my dad who is that man driving down the main drag

And he said,it’s a douchebag son, a douchebag


A douchebag I thought, how could it be?

I told my dad I disagree

My dad said a man who drives that car only wants to brag

Which is what makes him a  total douchebag.


I told my dad he was just having fun

Riding upside down in the sun

My dad said the man was flying an “I’m Different” flag

And that made him a douchebag


I said to dad the man wanted to get noticed

And dad said the driver was eating a lot of road dust

I said it was just a good sight gag

And my dad said stop defending the douchebag


I warned my dad our bog came with a warning

And maybe we could write something more conforming

My dad said he didn’t want to be labeled a scallywag

And it wasn’t his fault, it was that douchebag's


I asked my dad if he knew the dog

Looking happy like he got a new kong

My dad said he knew the little Wiggler

The douchbag name him Vinegar


Comments

  1. We think your Dad has got this one right.

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  2. OH dogs Ruby Rose you need to take your stand up comedy show on the road
    Hugs Cecilia

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  3. LOL BOL! Great poem! As for the upside down car: what will they think of next?

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