Poetry Thursday

 

Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.

A man drove by in an upside-down car 

 I thought it was quite bizarre

I asked my dad who is that man driving down the main drag

And he said,it’s a douchebag son, a douchebag

A douchebag I thought, how could it be?

I told my dad I disagree

My dad said a man who drives that car only wants to brag

Which is what makes him a  total douchebag.

I told my dad he was just having fun

Riding upside down in the sun

My dad said the man was flying an “I’m Different” flag

And that made him a douchebag

I said to dad the man wanted to get noticed

And dad said the driver was eating a lot of road dust

I said it was just a good sight gag

And my dad said stop defending the douchebag

I warned my dad our bog came with a warning

And maybe we could write something more conforming

My dad said he didn’t want to be labeled a scallywag

And it wasn’t his fault, it was that douchebag's

I asked my dad if he knew the dog

Looking happy like he got a new kong

My dad said he knew the little Wiggler

The douchbag name him Vinegar