Angel Sammys and Teddy have provided for us a new picture to inspire the poet inside of us all.
Here is today's picture and poem
From the first day Sally arrived home
Her sister Susie let her feeling be known
There was something in the house they would best be rid
Because Susie hated the new freaking kid
“Make it go away,” she begged
She had this rotten baby pegged
She went on the Internet and began to take out bids
For someone who eliminated unwanted kids
She put X-Lax in her formula
Causing indigestion that sounded like a chamber ochresta
“You’ll never clean those marks of skid,”
Susie said about that poop covered kid.
Susie painted Sally’s face black.
And reported her sister had some kind of attack
Whatever she had could not be undid
They would catch the disease from this rotten kid
Susie put needles in Sally’s bassinette
And her parents did not sleep, not even a minute
“The baby is possessed,” Susie said knowing her parents weren’t aware of what she did.
In her efforts to rid the world of that rotten kid.
She snuck the baby out of the house putting it under a sign that read “free to a good home.
As long as you don’t mind a little down’s syndrome”
Her dad found her before she was taken by a couple living south of Madrid.
A city that was no place to raise a kid.
That night their parents sat up in bed
Realizing what had gone unsaid
Since Sally came home Susie had flipped her lid
And she was truly one rotten kid
Susie sure is a bit of a devil, but we're sure she isn't the first kid that tried to get rid of a younger sibling. BOL!
ReplyDeleteOh the stories I have heard about siblings arriving. I read the funniest short story in Reader's digest. A new baby had been keeping the family up at night. Finally the 3 year old asked the mom if they could return it.
ReplyDeleteThe first born of a set of twins calling her sister Baby B her entire life.
Love your poem
Hugs Cecilia
My eldest sister tried to disown all of her five younger siblings for years.
ReplyDeleteSusie sure doesn't like Sally. LOL
ReplyDeleteHA! Yes, rotten to the core!
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