Poetry Thursday

 

This week's inspiration from the Two Spoiled Cats

Mr. Black had a plan

To steal everything he can

But he made a mistake, to drive the getaway van

He hired the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

“He is too recognizable” complained Mr. Blue 

When he saw Stay-Puft as part of the villainous crew

But Mr. Black said there was no reason for a big tadoo

He was sure when they pulled the job Stay-Puft would meet

at the rendezvous. 

The day of the robbery the men stole a million dollar from the bank

And trustworthy Stay-Puft pulled up on the building’s flank

And the crew got in assured the van had a full gas tank

And as they drove away a young boy said to his mom: “The robbery

is a prank.”

His mother was happy of the robbery she and her son

were both a survivor

She asked him what he saw, knowing the boy was a real s

Which was unusual because the boy got good grades, a real striver.

And of the truth he would never deprive her

So he told her the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man was the driver.

She dragged him to the station to see the lead detective.

And the boy gave the cops his perspective

And the detective sent out a directive

And he hoped the boy’s information would be effective.

Law enforcement knew where Stay-Puff’s house was

It was made of marshmallows  which inspired guffaws

Melting in the summer was just one of its flaws

Easy to find, police surrounded the house filled with outlaws

Stay-Puff said they would die before giving up the score

The police hit the house with flame throwers and blew off the doors

And they were able to arrest this criminal game of four

By bombing the house with graham crackers and chocolate

making the house a giant smores