As
many of you know some human bereft of a sense of humor began a Dog
Shame site where they make us pose for pictures next to a photo of
something we have done wrong.
Here is an example featuring our friend Lou ee
The
quip is written by his Mom to make fun of the fact that Lou ee, like
Brody, eats everything in site. Well, humans, Pocket and I have armed
our bird friends with camera and have taken pictures of what our pup
parents have done.
Let’s start with my Mom”
I
was not able to put those little signs next to our subjects so the best
I can do is put my own text below the pictures: “Sometimes I doze off
and let my breasts drive.”
Sophie’s,
Angel Molly’s and Angel Daisy’s Mom: “I tried out for the road of
Woody in Toy Story the Musical and thought the script said ‘I have a
snake in my booty.’”
Hobo Hudson’s Dad: “I thought I had tapped an oil well but was shocked to discover it was a different type of bubbling crude.”
Chelsea’s
and Ashton’s Mom: “I only shower when thunderstorms come rolling
through then remove clothes from the clothesline to cover up.”
Leo’s Dad: “Before I take Leo for a walk I like to align my balls.”
Shiloh’s (from Washington) Mom “I will do anything for a Big Mac.”
Romey’s Parents: “Even though we aren’t married yet we still get frisky.”
Brody’s Mom: “Each morning I spend a half hour trying to put my head up my own ass.”
Hattie Mae’s parents: “I hurt my wrist playing Twister on ice with my Elvis.”
Rock’s Dad: “I have all my furniture within six inches of each other so if I pass out on one I can land softly in the next.”
Lou ee’s Mom: “I work out.”
Angel Sierra’s, Tiger’s and Nase’s Mom: “I am riding my bike because I broke my horsie.”
Chappy’s. Whiskey’s and Blue’s Mom: “I put myself through school shoving weenies in my mouth.”
Sandy’s, Nikii’s, Bear’s and Maggie’s Mom: “I don’t respect society’s views of PDA.”
Tasha’s and Tiara’s Mom: ‘To relax I put out a spread of bacon for my girls and let them go to town.”
Mrs Sophie Bub’s, Koda’s, Wills’ and Josie’s Mom: “My butt killed Kenny.”
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