Thursday, November 17, 2022

Poetry Thursday

 

It's time for Poetry Thursday

Our friends Angel Sammy and Teddy have given us the pictute below to spur our creative juices. Here is my humble offer.

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Frosty the Snowman
Went home for Thanksgiving Day
To see his parents, brothers, aunts uncles
And pose for a family photo before the melee
Uncle Barry the Snowman
Believes in everything Qanon says
The election was stolen the deep state rules all
And Trump is still the prez
There must have been some malice
In the stuffing served that day
Because it caused cousin Henry
To kick over the dessert tray
Frosty the Snowman 
Asked why they all can't get along
Nephew Sammy said he agreed
Then went back to stuffing his bong
Frosty the Snowman
Remembered why he went away
Got in his sleigh and hit the gas
Saying "I have other plans on Christmas Day."

6 comments:

  1. That was a purrfect poem Ruby Rose, we got the giggles!

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  2. Ah, those perfect family holidays....

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  3. that should become the official christmas hymn...

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  4. Ah, yes, family get-togethers....Our Thanksgiving (Canada) was in October, but the same family dynamics apply no matter the celebration or politics. LOL.

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  5. You never know what will happen when the family get together!

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  6. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Purrfect! Our Mom laughed so hard - coffee came out her nose and sprayed EVERYWHERE! (including the laptop). We LOVE it when that happens! You ROCK! Thanks and keep on being awesome!

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