Our friends Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have given us more inspiration for Poetry Thursday
I say with no hesitation
It was a bad day at the station
When production had to be halted
Because Thomas the Tank Engine was sexually assaulted
The culprit seemed a wee lad
But it became very sad
When he was proven to be a little grandpa
Who humped every train he saw
Thomas had to go to counseling
After encountering
The humping old coot
Thomas issued a one-word statement: “Toot”
His lawyers claim
The old man is not to blame
They say he is demented
Tell that to Thomas with his caboose permanently dented.
Oh dear. Thomas the Tank Engine will never be the same again...
ReplyDeleteYour poem had me in stitches! Thank you for that!
ReplyDeleteThe thunderous roaring you heard might have been giggling and stomping my feet in glee
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
You always come up with the best poems!
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