Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Roscoe was a happy dog living with just his mom
It was quiet and fun
Then his mom told him something that almost made him break out with mange
She was getting married but nothing was going to change
That wasn’t really true
He said to his Mom: “There’s a guy sleeping between men and you.
Can you make an exchange,”
She assured Roscoe nothing would change
Then one day she sat Roscoe down and said she was having a child
It would be cute, happy, playful, and not wild
But the two of them would never be estrange
And nothing would change
Roscoe’s mom was taking an experimental drug
The doctor said she may have more than one, and she said humbug
Sure there were some things they may have to arrange
But nothing would change
Everyone was shocked when she had 17
And Roscoe’s life would never be serene
And from now on for food, he would have to scavenge
But nothing would change
Soon she found caring for 17 at once
With a husband she always knee was a dunce
And she was sure she would soon derange
And something had to change
She left in the middle of the night
And now Rosco and the dunce face a great fight
Their prospects looked poor in the short-range
Because there were 17 babies who all needed a change
Truly a nightmare. A shame the mother didn't take Roscoe with her!
ReplyDeleteA horror story!
ReplyDeleteEastside said it. A horror story!
ReplyDeleteA great poem for such a funny picture.
ReplyDeleteYIKES! that is too much for any pup!
ReplyDeleteThat's quite a litter of offspring! And I though having four kids in 5 1/2 years was pushing it!
ReplyDeleteRoscoe 100% not the life you signed up for. WOW good news is all those little hands will be dropping lots of treats
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia