Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Among the numerous paintings, I saw created with great passion
An establishment called Au Cadet De Gasgogne
Being a Yank and not being fluent in French
I decided to consult Google Translate while resting on a bench
I typed the name into my phone
And the answer made me feel like I had been boned
Cadet of Gascony, it read after a bit
And it made me reply, “No shit.”
Having been once again fooled by Mr. Google
And craving an Erect bugle
I inquired about Trip Advisor
And found the Cadet of Gascony restaurant got four stars from the Kaiser
I made my way through the artists aggressively selling their wares
Acting important and putting on airs
I made it to the front door of Au Cadet De Gasgogne
It was not crowded; the lunch crowd was gone
When met by the Marte’d, I first asked about the name
And he said it belonged to a regiment under Louis XVIII that rose to fame
“To honor them, we make the food that they ate
Don’t worry, it is all first rate.”
I sat at a table with a bottle of wine
Unfortunately, it tasted like brine
I was then handed hard pork that tasted like swine
I complained and was told, “Don’t whine, it's French, it's fine.”
The food made me want to wretch
And I was told to enjoy it was french
I now understood why every picture of the Gasgone I pass
Featured people in terrible distress, all passing debilitating gas
HA! Now that's what you call a big finish!
ReplyDeleteYou have reminded Gail of a trip to France when she was about nineteen. She and her friend were served a bottle of wine that tasted like vinegar, but when they complained in their best French that "c'est comme du vinaigre" the waiter just shrugged a magnificently Gallic shrug and walked off...
ReplyDeletehahaha you leave us gas-ping, what a mighty fine pawem!!
ReplyDeleteYour poem made my mom laugh out loud and I thank you for that!
ReplyDeleteWe love how you weave your tales and leave us with a great finish. You have us cracking up!
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
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ReplyDeleteWTG girlfriend.
Hugs Cecilia
Another fun adventure in poetry!
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