Poetry Thursday

 

Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.

“Stupid jerk!” the bride yelled and hit the motor with a wrench

The groom, who couldn’t fix the engine, was now riding the bench

“My Dad warned me about you” she said in a voice fuming

While he realized this woman, for the rest of his life, he would be rooming.

She shouted “Did you check the oil, I told you to check the oil!”

He said he did not recall

“Well there’s no oil in it now you stupid jerk.”

Looking for an answer he suggested it was drank by a squirrel gone berserk

“Do you think that’s funny,” she yelled “I don’t think its funny.

How did I marry such a dummy

I should have married Fred from the auto pool

At least he would keep oil in the car, he’s no fool”

She asked him if he had his phone

But he gave it to his new brother in law as a loan

He asked her if she had one and if she could unlock it

“Stupid jerk, you think this dress had pockets?”

She told him one of them was going to have to walk ahead for help

He jumped up and said he would do it with a yelp

He told her to lay in the back seat and wait

“That’s where we made love during dates”

“Eat me,” she said not caring to rhyme

And told him to get down the street and make double time

He walked for five miles in the broiling sun

The sound of her complaining he could not out run

Finally he came to a filling station as the sun set

He was breathing hard and covered in sweat

The owner asked him if he left a car behind on the road

When he stopped and thought about his waiting lifetime lode

“It’s just me, I went for a walk and got lost,” he did lie

The truth was while walking and sure he would die

He was never going back his Bridezilla

And took the first bus to Amarillo

She was found by an outlaw trucker

Who upon mutual agreement, he put on the hood and he did pucker

And now she rides shotgun along the Fargo line

Singing and swearing like an uncouth Patsy Cline