Poetry Thursday

 

It is Thursday which means the Two Spoiled Cats have provided another photo to inspire our poetic muse

Elon was born with two horns on his head

He covered them with a cap

So no one knew his shame

And know he was the product of his mom and the devil in bed

Elon, Elon likes his money

He makes a lot, they say

Spends his days selling

Electric cars that stall on the motorway

He was born a devil to Lucifer on a June day

When the New York Times said, "God is dead

And evil had won"

Oh, Beelzabub has a son today

And he shall be Elon

And he shall be a rich man

And he shall be Elon

In tradition with hell’s plan

And he shall be Elon

And he shall be a rich man

He shall be Elon

Elon fires hard working people without cause

Ruining people’s lives all day

He watches the news hoping to see them cry

And Donald loves everything Elon does

Until Elon gets more credit than him

Then Donald will do the firing

While Tesla, Tesla slowly dies

He was born a devil to Lucifer on a June day

When the New York Times said, "God is dead

And evil has won"

Oh, Beelzabub has a son today