Welcome to Poetic Thursday, hosted by our pals Teddy and Angel Sammy
at Two Spoiled Cats.
They have given us this picture for inspiration.
Chad was a cad,
A man most bad
He could not stay with one woman
And changed them faster than he did his linen.
One day he felt poorly
And burst into his doctor’s office rudely.
The doctor gave him the once-over
And the full disclosure.
He said he had gonorrhea,
And then said see you
Leaving me with no idea
Of what could rhyme with gonorrhea.
Chad was sad
Because he was a bad lad
With many sexual liaisons
Who he needed to come clean about his actions,
So he contacted them all
And, to save time, rented out Carnegie Hall
To tell them to take penicillin
And that he was a villain,
But the word of his diagnosis got out,
And the women agreed he was a lout,
So they met him in a row
Causing Chad to say “oh no”
He told them all of his diagnosis
They all turned as if under hypnosis
To face the dirty putz
And swiftly kick him in the nuts.
muahahahahahaha.... that is ...well... so so goooood!ReplyDelete
Ouch, that's really pretty funny!ReplyDelete
BOL BOL who knew all those words could rhyme?ReplyDelete
We think your mind may be a dangerous place to live, Ruby Rose. BOL!ReplyDelete