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Romeo: It is my lady, O, it is my love!                                     

O, that she knew she were!

She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that?

Her eye discourses; I will answer it.

I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks.

Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,

Juliet: Get off my balcony, you weirdo!

You think I am going out with a tabby?

Dream on, you big loser.

I wouldn't let you on my balcony if you were packing salmon

Dammit, there goes another life.