Romeo: It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks.
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Juliet: Get off my balcony, you weirdo!
You think I am going out with a tabby?
Dream on, you big loser.
I wouldn't let you on my balcony if you were packing salmon
Dammit, there goes another life.
oooh this is the shakespeare we LOVE!!!!
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Holy cats! What a shot!
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ReplyDeleteYou have re-written Shakespeare and it fits better than anything I can think of!
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