Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Josh had driven all night
Without a hotel in sight
“All I want to do,” he said
Was to find a bed
He came upon a hotel most modern
Which Josh found so dumb
He didn’t care if he slept in a shed
All he wanted was a bed
The lobby spun and twirled like a merry-go-round
A Hammon Organ produced the most gruesome sound
He gave his credit card to a short clerk with a pin head
But all Josh wanted was a bed
It took several minutes for Josh to put in the door code
And opened the door to his new abode
He was immediately confused about what he saw ahead
And couldn’t figure out where was the bed.
There were lights surrounding the room like on the Star Trek Bridge
And he started to feel the discourage
He was sure he had been misled
Because this room had no bed
Josh called the front desk to complain
And the clerk wondered if the caller had a brain
He assured the man he had not been misled
In the center of the room was his bed
Josh looked at the only piece of furniture in the room
It was translucent, cold, and belong in a tomb
With tiny pillows at the head
Josh couldn’t believe it was a bed
He decided to sleep comfortably on the floor
And was badly injured when someone opened the door
On the floor, he bled
All because he couldn’t find the bed
In the morning he was found
And brought to the hospital for an ultrasound
He ended up in the morgue surrounded by the dead
The nurse apologized and said they didn’t have an open bed
Upon his discharge, an exhausted Josh got in the car
And tried to drive home but it was too far
He saw a street walker with her legs spread
Josh offered her a thousand for no sex but a bed
A watching policeman placed him under arrest
And to the state, he became a guest
They asked him is he wanted to post bail, but instead
He said he would serve his time in his cell because it had a bed
Sometimes sleeping in the car is the best bet...
ReplyDeletewe agree with nobby.. ... it can end weird in a howltel... like the one of norman bates and his momma....
ReplyDeleteWow, poor Josh, all for bed! MOL MOL
ReplyDeleteI don't like the hot hazy days of a Southern summer but I think sleeping in an Ice Hotel would be even worse.
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Our Mom and us huskies would love to try an ice bed!
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