Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Harold sat in the middle of his web
And now his energy did start to ebb
He had made a beautiful web attached to a tree
But now the poor spider had to pee
A web needed to be sticky
And the wet made it tricky
To make a shortie out of a long story
The spiders chipped in on a tree lavatory
But now Harold was right in the center
And as he had been taught by a mentor
A big meal would be his if he could only wait
But he really had to urinate
Then an innocent fly got stuck
And it said “what the duck”
The only hope of avoiding being supper is
If this spider needed to take a whiz
The fly couldn’t believe his good fortune
Since in fly school he was an angry urchin
The spider would grant his freedom wish
If he watched the web while Harold took a piss
The fly readily agreed
And soon was freed
As Harold hurried into the tree
And let out a stream of wee
When he came back he saw his web had been destroyed
That little fly must have been on a steroid
And while being homeless was a new wrinkle
At least he didn’t have to tinkle
Moral of the story - never trust a formerly angry fly, no matter how apparently 'innocent'...
ReplyDeleteha! great... from now on all spiders are harold for us LOL
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL didn't have to tinkle you always have the best closings
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
What a great poem and we can see it all happening☺
ReplyDeleteGuess I never thought about spiders having to wee!
ReplyDeleteBOL! BOL! That was a great story in poetry! When you gotta go, you gotta go!
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