Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
The frog excitedly waited for the princess.
He hoped his efforts would impress.
He had met her by the pond.
She was a vision, tall and blonde.
He worked up the nerve to ask her for a kiss.
Her lips on his would-be bliss.
He knew he didn’t have a chance
But saw the princess staring like she was in a trance
when he asked for a kiss, she complied
And in his mouth, she let her tongue slide
He thought he had found love.
Sent to his pond from above
But. as noticed by a neighboring skunk
It was pretty obvious the princess was drunk
She had been seduced by demon alcohol
And did so much that she could not recall
But she did remember making a date with the frog
And the pound was where she hid the spiked egg nog
So she would visit him real quick
Then drank the nog until she was sick
The frog’s heart was full of joy when she arrived
His love for her was revived
Where she planned to give him a quick kiss
Then leave him and slip into an alcohol bliss
He insisted he shows her his lily pad
She didn’t want to show she was mad
They walked along the green paths that led to his place
And she said to herself she would not get to first base
Then she saw his abode floating in the pond
With pillows all around, like his goal was to be spawned
It was all so prettily arranged
And her mind changed
She led the frog onto the couch
And they began to dance the nautch
And gave him a night to remember
Through the fall and past December
In the spring, the Princess had three babies
And the doctor assumed they must have rabies
The Princess realized she was never to be a queen
Now that she had triplets who were green
Gail asks which human female has never kissed a frog?
ReplyDeleteGoes to show you what happens when you use a dating app.
ReplyDeleteCOL COL (croak) instead of come up and see my etching it is come to see my Lily pad.
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
What a great poem and tale to tell about the frog king and his queen.
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ReplyDeleteBut you didn't tell us if they were froggies or peeples! Xena
ReplyDeleteThat was a green goodie!
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