Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Like all boys, I love my mother
A love like no other
Although some said she was fond of the drink
That she made in the kitchen sink
My aunts said I was too young
To remember when the Christmas tree she hung
Carefully on the long clothesline
Set it on fire, and watched it burn while sipping wine
When I was six she sent the dog to school
No one minded until she peed in the pool
My dad was mad and blamed her for drinking
After seeing the volume in bottles shrinking
At the park the other mom’s judged her
Because she slept while I licked the dog’s fur
They talked about her drinking with great disgust
Especially after she forgot me on the crosss town bus
My favorite days was when she wanted to take advantage of the weather
Put Puppy on her back and me she did tether
People did look crossly at puppy, mommy and me
Especially when I stopoped at the hydrant, lifted my leg and did pee
Soon after they came and took Mommy away
I was very sad day after day
Daddy said she was getting care
To get her back home I said a prayer
Finally the day came she came back
No longer drinking, and smoking in the nude giving the neighbors a heart attack
From that day forward she was as calm as a nun
I was glad she wasn’t drinking but boy I missed the fun
A worrying level of detail here...
ReplyDeletewe too... but to see a kidlet lifting a leg must be the thing of the day...
ReplyDeleteThat's a great poem and quite a tale it told.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness gracious. That would be a cause of wonderment!
ReplyDeleteLOL BOL! That was great!
ReplyDeleteThat was good, but I think she used to be our neighbor too!
ReplyDeleteThat is one CRAZY photo!
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