Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Leo was the proudest cat in the jungle
Most of all he was proud of his mungle
Just as Seth liked to show off his son Enos
Leo liked to hang around exhibiting his penis.
He hung in a tree
Just as free as could be
As soon as in the east rose the dawn sun
Leo was exposing his giant Johnson
Word still spread of the lion well endowed
Animals came from all over to be wowed
Even remarked the great King Kong
“Did you see the lion with the huge dong?”
The truth was that Leo was an amiable guy
But was quite shy
While there were many girls in the Pride
Leo was too bashful to ask one to be his bride.
One day Samantha came walking through
She looked at Leo and said “How are you?”
And he knew she was the one he wanted by his side
And not just because she had a vagina quite wide
It was arranged for them to go on a date
And leave their love up to fate
They went to see Shakespeare performed by chimps
And remarked that Friar Laurence was nothing but a pimp
Leo brought her back to his den
And he was shocked when Samantha said then
In a tone that hit Leo like a brick
“That thing hanging down is your tail not your dick”
Oh dear, poor Leo. Not the first ever male to be deluded about the size of his key attribute...
ReplyDeletethe de-tails are important too.. hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThat poem cracked us up! BOL!
ReplyDeleteBummer, Leo!
ReplyDeleteThe lion photo this week was one of my favorite. So many wonderful poems...Leo was quite an inspiration
ReplyDeleteHugs cecilia
Crazy photo and poem! hahaha
ReplyDeleteHA! Yep, that's the long and the short of it!
ReplyDeleteKing Dong. Oops, I stole that term from the "Luna" trilogy by Ian McDonald.
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