Chad’s mom had warned him that the sweepers were working and not to park on the street
On every Tuesday the city did repeat
Chad felt he was being browbeat
He wasn’t stupid, he was a varsity athlete
The next Tuesday morn he did oversleep
And did not hear when the large vehicle came to sweep
After noon he work up with a leap
And saw they had towed every car, truck and jeep
Chad needed to get his car back before he had to face his mom’s fury
She would convict his as both Judge and Jury
He called his friend Ryan and said “Can you help me?
If not the worst thing will happen: I will have to give my mom an apology.
Ryan drove Chad to the junk yard
Upon arrival Chad jumped out and inquired to a man who looked hard
To pay any fine Chad had the number of his mother’s credit card
But the man said something that left him jarred
Chad saw his car had been crushed and stacked.
And he thought: “That’s wack.”
Chad insisted he be given his car back
Then dragged the cat back to his cul-de-sac
It had no windows
There was no keeping out the snow
Nor tires, doors, no way for the car to go
He hoped his mom wouldn’t notice in her quest for an evening merlot.
His mother got home, stormed up the stairs and said “what happened to the car?”
He looked out the window and said “that’s bizarre.
Say mom tonight can I use your car, I won’t go far
Just back and forth to the bar.”
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That is one wild poem that made us laugh!
ReplyDeleteRosie and Redford
Great job on the poem. My niece's hubby is named Ryan and his brother is named Chad. :)
ReplyDeleteMommy's son is named Chad.
DeleteYikes! He sure isn't borrowing my car!
ReplyDeleteI hope the mama of chad says no or she gets a flat car too LOL
ReplyDeleteLoved your poem for a great morning smile☺
ReplyDeleteThat's a great poem!
ReplyDeleteMom said yes, right?
ReplyDeleteWillow says not her KhrossTrek!
ReplyDeleteH&K&W,
Willow
Java Bean: "Ayyy, it might just be totaled!"
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