This week's inspiration from the Two Spoiled Cats
When Tommy was born his parents thought he was a fine young buck
And they could not believe their luck
The boy was filled with spirit and pluck
Then he began to upchuck.
They took Tommy to the doc
To see if there was a block
The doctor said they needed to talk
And said it would pass, then to pay him they had to sell stock.
They didn’t take Tommy out for half a year
And the vomiting stopped so they thought he was in the clear
As Tommy’s grandma's birthday grew near
At it they decided to appear
They made sure Tommy had nothing in his belly
Not even his favorite beans made of jelly
They didn’t want him to have a diaper most smelly
Or to vomit that looked like Gol Gappa from New Delhi
To Tommy’s grandmom’s they did go
And he looked so happy it was likee he was aglow
He even at some mashed potato
When he was done his dad saw him and said “Look out he’s going to blow.”
He threw up on the table
He threw up on grannie’s sable
He threw up on the rug
He threw up on cousin Doug
He threw up on the cat
He threw up in Grandpa’s hat
He threw up his on aunt Sue
If you were there he would have thrown up on you too
Tommy was brought home and put to bed
Then his parents collapsed on the couch like they were dead
They wished they had listened to their Uncle Fred
Who told them this would happy to a baby what was inbred
HA! What a day, what a day!
ReplyDeletelol, I just wrote my own poem, collie related of course! I think I like yours better!
ReplyDeleteSo many words for your paws to create and type!
ReplyDeleteH&K&W,
Willow
hahaha omg... you made our day... the mama has coffee on her keyboard hahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSo much tummy upset for poor Tommy☺
ReplyDeleteOh dear, and now we are wondering what relation Tommy's dad is to his mom....
ReplyDeleteTommy was a talented fella
ReplyDelete"He threw up on the table
He threw up on grannie’s sable"
And now I'm reminded of this quote my Annie Ma said to the grandchildern.
Mable, Mable strong and able, keep your elbows off the table.
Hugs Cecilia
Poor Tommy. We sure hope he eventually grew out of that affliction.
ReplyDeleteLulu: "Wow, that sure was a lot of vomiting! Almost as much as one of Dada's car trips when he was a kid, according to him!"
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, I guess this is why you shouldn't marry your brother or your cousin or your sister. Unless you're a Targaryen of course. But even then it doesn't seem to work out very well ..."