It is time for another installment of Poetry corner with out hosts Angel Sammy and Teddy.
They provided for the photo below to inspire our poerty
Peg had an awful week
She had quit her job in a fit of pique
And her boyfriend, on a gambling losing streak
Had emptied her bank account like a sneak.
It was all driving her insane
The lack of job and savings would be the reason this lifestyle she could not maintain
Most of all it was an endless, throbbing, tooth pain
Which needed medical services she had no money to obtain.
Peg’s sister Marion was a pest
A mankiller, a whore, a real tempest
Who worked down town as a hygienist
And said she could get Peg, at a low cost, a dentist.
When she arrived at the dentist’s office there were some things that made her want to flee.
Like that the office was in a tree.
And the dentist was a monkey.
Now she knew why a bushel of bananas was the fee.
Pam was told to sit in the chair
While the dentist licked his arm hair
And Pam denounced this country’s expensive healthcare.
Then the monkey got on her lap, pried open her llips and took a look in there.
The monkey reached in her mouth and with bare stubby fingers pulled out the offending truth
And she immediately felt better if she were to tell the truth
And Pam had to admit even if the doctor was a hit uncouth
He was the best dentist in all of Duluth.
That you for the early morning laugh. Your poem is too funny☺
ReplyDeleteThat's a great poem for that picture.
ReplyDeleteDitto to what Duke said...
ReplyDeleteOh and from eariler post I like to have my back scratched
Hugs Cecilia
That was a fun poem. :)
ReplyDeleteHA! That was a good one. Hey, I'm looking for a new dentist!
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