Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Incredible Yorkahulk

By Pocket:

I don’t understand much of what’s been going on lately. My doggy profile is in a new place and I do like it. There are so many friends there. I am sharing it with Foley, and as you can tell, she’s a bit of a bloggr hogger. Oh and I peed on a woman’s leg who was wearing a black robe and she yelled at me. Everybody needs to calm down and get back to what we used to do. Like me, I don’t have the orange ball with the Donald Trump comb over any more, and now I don’t care what colored balls I put in my mouth. Lately I’ve been chasing the green ball. See, you can adapt to things, new sites, green balls.

I just don’t want to be fighting with everyone any more. Can’t we all just get along? Foley was on the Google today and writing down stuff. I don’t like to see her so worked up about these things. She is like a dog with a bone. She is coming over here now and she has that look on her snout.

I’m telling her I don’t care what just happened I don’t want to hear about it. I’m one mellow Terrier. What’s that? Wishbone and Puppy were suspended for posting the address of someone while they were trying to find a home for an abandoned dog. Wishbone and Puppy? Those two marvelous dogs who do so much for homeless puppies. YOU’RE TELLING ME THOSE FESTERING GOBUTITS SUSPENDED WISHBONE AND PUPPY! ROOOOOARRRRRR!”

(This is Foley Monster. I don’t know what happened. Pocket just grew about ten times in size and her fur has turned green and her eyes a bright red. Oh my God! She has become the Incredible Yorkahulk.)

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP. WISHBONE AND PUPPY WILL HAVE THEIR ACCOUNTS RENEWED RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME. GENERAL MCCLELLAN MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE FREDRICKSBURGH BUT I SURE CAN. I’LL KEEP PEEING IN THE POTOMAC UNTIL IT OVERFLOWS. I SAID YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY, AND GUESS WHAT? I’M ANGRY. I WAS PUT HERE TO DO TWO THINGS. KICK ASS AND CHEW DENTAL BONES AND I’M FRESH OUT OF DENTAL BONES.

(This is Foley again, she seems to be shrinking and returning to normal eye and fur color. I think she is going to be OK.)

Wow, I must have taken a nap. Anyway, as I was saying, we just all need to get along, and be friends, no matter what site we are on. Oh Foley, you’re chewing my bone could you please stop. Hmmm. Foley, for the first time ever, just gave up the bone and ran upstairs. How strange, she always fights me. For some reason she doesn’t want to get me angry. I’m more confused then ever. Hmm. I’ve got a green paw. Maybe my green ball is leaking. Better find out why.

Gotta run.

4 comments:

  1. We can picture her and we gotta say ----- we're a little scared, too.

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  2. Okay, let's get rid of the dental bones and kick some cyber-arse :D

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  3. Good job. Are there 2 better dogs than Wishbone & Puppy and of course Brandon who didn't get kicked off because he has a different account. They along with their mom and human sister are angels on earth. Puppy is on doggieweb so look her up. We think we have someone who is going to do the home inspection. They are going talk today. My post on FB was seen by a guy who I went to high school with and his cousin live in the same town...I'm gonna say the town and don't suspend me from your blog...Deerfield, Florida. I'll keep you posted. Happy mom's day and look for lambies on doggieweb sometime this week.

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  4. OMD......uhm.......I am bigger than you Pocket....ummmm.....but here you can have all my bones.........*gulp*........Just please don't hurt me................*whine* BOL

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