And then they put this liquid into the Iv and all of a sudden I was flying around. I could see our house and I was playing with all my friends and then I woke up and I felt just great. I just love you and love everyone in this car and I just wish you’d get all the bats out of the car because they’re flying around and singing “One Day More.” I think I need to lie down but I’d rather run around the house 100 times. This is great. Can I have this every day?
What is the worst thing that happened to you this weekend?
You don't have to answer. It is just a set up to say what happened to me this weekend
Sunday morning we had a fright, At 4:00 AM Mommy got up to go to the bathroom, stood, got dizzy and fell. Daddy couldn't pick her and noticed she was slurring her words so he called 911’ I was shut in the bedroom as men arrived and took my mommy away. Daddy left too. They were afraid she had a stroke. After several hours of testing my mom was a clean bill of health. They think she may have had a reaction to medication. My parents are home but tired.
It’s Friday Fill In, a coyote of days latet, time
Ruby’s fill ins are in capitals
SINK WHERE THEY WERE BEING WASHED WITH A BRILLO PAD
I want for design A GREAT BIG EXPENSIVE WORTHLESS ARCH ON MY FRONT YARD TO BE REMEMBERED BY, WITH A GUARD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS LIKE “WHO WOULD BUILD A STUPID ARCH?” AND TRUTHFULLY ANSWER “BECAUSE THEY HAD NO DICK.”
BACON STRIPS is a special treat I get NOT ENOUGH BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE I WAS ABLE TO WORK TWO DICK JOKES INTO A FOUR QUESTIONS BLOG AND I AM VERY PROUD OF MYSELF.
Once again Angel Sammys and and Teddys Pawetatonc have challenged us to write a poem about the picture below. Please to Enjoy
One day the sharks stopped eating
And the rich and powerful held a meeting
And after hours of brow beating
Decided to feed the old people to the sharks to keep the sharks numbers from depleting.
But how would they fill the beaches with the old
They would lure them there with gold
And with warranties sold by rap stars whose careers had gone cold
But that they were shark chum could never be told
In truth many of the rich and powerful wanted the seniors to go away
They drive to slow on the freeway
They don't know how to use the apple app to pay
And they talk about the constitution and disarmament who knows what they have to say
The day came to feed the sharks
And the seniors arrived happily ready for a lark
They piled off the bus before the driver could park
To prepare for the cold the men sipped on Cutty Sark
When the sharks found the humans they could not wait
And they prepared to eat and celebrate
But a whiff of the humans made them irate
This food was well past the sell by date
From a near by dock the board was in shock
And yelled at the sharks that this was a crock
The sharks formed a committee ad hoc
And soon were eating the board members after ramming the dock
The board was consumed without a plate or cup
And that is how they became sup
To an important fact the board never wised up
That when you get to big you get eatin up
No, I don’t think she sun shines out my ass, but you have to admit this is damn impressive
You know when you don’t sneeze, but blow snot all over your human?
Do you have a name for that?
Ruby answer: It’s a snozzle
And then they put this liquid into the Iv and all of a sudden I was flying around. I could see our house and I was playing with all my frien...
