Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze, Mountain bikes, Potpourri, Leather bags, Girlie mags, forty-fives
Everything your heart desires
All those things that you have been wishing
Are waiting for you in the last hours of Thanksgiving
For five hundred you can get a brand-new TV
Just costs a kidney, who needs to pee?
Buy four IPads get the fifth for free
If you can survive the mosh pit in aisle three
How about Pelaton, wouldn’t that be wild?
All it will cost you is your eldest male child
Computers, clothes, perfume made by Jimmy Cho
To get them you need to manage time like Doctor Who
What’s an elbow in the ribs when you’re getting such a bargain
A cappuccino maker is worth the kick keeping you from ever having a hard-on
Aunt Edna will love the velvet chiffon
You’re going to have to send it from jail, to get it you shivved Puerto Rican Juan
There’s a TV for sale with the biggest screen you have ever seen
The cost: An associate will remove your spleen
Think of all the savings on that pair of designer jeans
Twenty percent off it you lick clean the latrines
Bargains everywhere, what a show!
This ring will make your wife love you like Marilyn did Dimggio
All you need to get it is to give the manager fellatio
If you’ve read enough of my poems that rhyme was something you would know
The violence and greed are at the extremes
If people would think they would know our sales are specious
But the thing that most pleased\s us
Is the season is about shopping and not a kid named Jesus