My friend Willie told me about a friend of his from the mortal side, Spencer, who, because of a cleric error, they sent to the Dark Place, where irredeemable souls go. Unable to find help, Willie turned to me, and I put together a crack team, with Smoochy and Ashton, to penetrate the dark side to save Spencer. When we did, we were quickly captured, sans Ashton, and they brought us to the Dark Lords, who said we were in our forever home. Because I was the one who put the expedition together, it was my duty to speak up. "There must be some mistake!" I said. "We have a forever home on the light side." "Not anymore," he said. "Didn't you see the sign above the gates? In case you didn't, it says: 'He who comes in may never leave.'" "I thought it said: 'Free cookies,'" Smoochy said. "We do have those," the Dark Lord said and sen
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